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Minecraft Roleplay is the storytelling medium of all time. When the stars align and the streamer locks the fuck in they can give you illnesses that the DSM-5 couldn't even fathom.

Unlike what annoying fandom types would have you believe, MCYT is not entirely full of pedophiles and domestic abusers, and in fact the majority are just normal people on the internet, it's just that we've had an unfortunate run of high-profile incidents and a big fandom that has not exactly done wonders for our wider reputation. This page is dedicated to some of those normal people and their cubitos that have, in one way or another, ruined my life.

DSMP

The Dream SMP, also sometimes referred to as the BBHSMP (BadBoyHalo SMP), was a server that resulted in thousands of casualties, dictating the names of young transmascs all over the internet for years, and laying a pathway for a seemingly infinite stream interpersonal drama that occasionally gets aired out publically for all to oogle at for a couple weeks a year, kind of like a fucked up Super Bowl where instead of sports its a guy in a detective version of his minecraft skin running around in a 1:1 recreation of his real life bedroom with a functioning ceiling fan shouting about how the Welsh lesbian who was on his server for two weeks before it died was somehow the cartoon villain mastermind who caused his downfall. It was on this server that TommyInnit invented acting.

Jack Manifold was my favourite character. He was not popular, was frequently mischaracterised and was seldom taken seriously both in canon and in the fandom. He was the closest thing they could get to Wile E. Coyote, while also making him a bald alcoholic teenager. But he charmed me. Something about the cyclical nature of his failures, where his eventual victory made him feel nothing, and didn't even really belong to him; how he spent months rotting alone after climbing out of hell by himself, to the awe of nobody, forgotten by everyone he held dear and dismissed by everyone he opposed; the way that his entire purpose for living was built off of a single, stale thread of misunderstanding that was resolved after he'd already doomed the whole server and he had no chance to even apologise. All that misery and he looks like that →

"Are you happy? I guess that's all I'd care to know." "Getting there."

In October 2024, way after the server had ended, and the original ending attempting to set up "Season 2" had happened, we had long thought that it was over for good. But, as it turned out, BadBoyHalo had never turned the server off, and people could still log in. So, off the back of a bet, Jack Manifold logged in for one final look-see, immediately gravitated to the Las Nevadas casino, and canonised his gambling addiction. Tommy, following suit, logged in too, and the pair had one final conversation, which I painstakingly screenshotted and shared, earning me a banger Xeet©.

For many, this was the kind of ending they'd always wanted for Tommy. He got to go somewhere nice, to live a peaceful life somewhere far away, with a nice pet and close to his best friend, Tubbo. But for me, and my dear mutuals, it was a continuation of the endless suffering our little freak endured. Instead of a cycle of attempted killings and long slogs of depression, he'd traded it for the routlette wheel. His purpose was to simply win and lose the same diamonds over and over. He was convinced he was happy, at least.

Until Quackity came back to life and then immediately killed himself again, taking all of Las Nevadas with him.

QSMP

This server has given me several incurable illnesses and put me through actual emotional torture considered a war crime under the Geneva Conventions. I miss it. Nothing will ever be the same again.

You know the 2B2T guy, right? The bald ex-teacher in his 30's who makes a Minecraft server sound like an actual real life war zone? Yeah he was on this server and his lore made me cry. What are they feeding this guy.

FitMC, to me, is a staple of the genre. He showed up, created a beautiful storyline about a traumatised war veteran learning to love people, with a son (his beautiful baby boy made in Heaven by God himself, Ramón), and a Brazillian boyfriend, and fucking sold it. He's not done anything like this before or since. I think about it daily. I skipped spending time with my family to ugly cry over his finale. When I say life-changing, I am not exaggerating.